boyfriend: what’s for dinner?
Opposite of walking into a glass door.
i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS
Fun Fact: Since receiving MTV’s Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, Beyoncé has now won 478 awards throughout the span of her career. Only second to none other than Michael Jackson.
me on my way to steal your man
"In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you."
when someone unzips your pants