Purple Tear Drops

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

(Source: classichorrorblog)

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

Fun Fact: Since receiving MTV’s Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, Beyoncé has now won 478 awards throughout the span of her career. Only second to none other than Michael Jackson.

(Source: thequeenbey)

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xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

"In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you."

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

"In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you."

(Source: carlosbaila)

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the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

I SHALL CONQUER THIS FEAR!

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

I SHALL CONQUER THIS FEAR!

(Source: srsfunny)

grossanatomy93:

when someone unzips your pants

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